Next Batch of Mannys: Juicers Yet to Be Caught


Just less than two years ago, three men were on top of the proverbial world in the AL East. Roger Clemens announced a greedy comeback during the stretch in the Bronx, Alex Rodriguez was having his career year, and Manny Ramirez was winning his second World Series title in four years.

Each one suddenly fell out of favor with fans, media, and most importantly for them, the sportswriters, as one by one, their names were linked with Performance Enhancing Drugs. So after Manny's sudden 50-game suspension, I started wondering, who is next? I thought about it for a few days, and I've drawn up some of my own rationale for each guy, and this is entirely speculation and theory. Here's what I came up with. What should be done? Hit them with Jack Bauer to find the truth? Or wait for tainted urine?

Ryan Ludwick

Statistical Evidence: While Ludwick was Johnny on the spot for the Cards last year, clubbing 37 HR and knocking in 113 runs, it was his first full season in the bigs after playing 120 games in 2007. In 2005 Ludwick hit a dismal .191 for the Toledo Mudhens as a 26 year old. 2006 saw his average climb to .266(roughly his career minor league average), and it climbed to .340 when he earned his call up in 2007.

Rationale: After spending so many years in the minors, and getting the smallest of chances in the bigs, it is completely likely that Ludwick dialed up some sort of substance to help him stick in the majors. Rick Ankiel was a teammate in Memphis and St. Louis, and we all know he was using. So it's possible right?

David Ortiz

Statistical Evidence: His numbers have fallen off a cliff. Yes, I know it's only mid-May, but even last year, Ortiz was not the Big Papi that Fenway Pawk fell in love with. His slugging was it's lowest since his days as a Twin, and his OBP was his lowest since 2003. Yes, his years are getting to him, but Ortiz is only 33, the same age at A-Rod. Coming into play Tuesday night, Ortiz was batting just .224 without a blast.

Rationale: Not only has Ortiz's numbers trailed off of late, but his body has always been, well "Big." Whether or not he is Glen Davis big, or Barry Bonds big, is uncertain.

Jason Isringhausen

Statistical Evidence: From his days as an Oakland A, through 2007, Isringhausen was as consistent as a pitcher could be. 2008 was a bad year for the pitcher, but he battled injuries, and therefore statistical evidence is practically not existent in "Izzy's" case.

Rationale: This is purely me being skeptical of his body size and muscle mass. Unlike most pitchers, Izzy is built, and his wide neck is possible to be enhanced. Yes, I'm making a stretch with Izzy, but I would not be surprised in the least if he was pinned for using.

B.J. Ryan

Statistical Evidence: Ryan was a mediocre pitcher until he came into his own in 2003 and 2004, posting an astounding 2.28 ERA in 87 innings in the latter season. That was followed by 2005 and 2006, seasons that saw 74 saves and ERAs of 2.43 and 1.37. Last year Ryan was healthy after missing most of 2007, and he returned with a slightly lower K-ratio, and his highest WHIP since 2003.

Rationale: Again, Ryan's evidence is not as convincing as Ludwick or the next slugger on the list, but look at B.J. Ryan physically. The guy is built big time, and he has that Mark McGwire neck.

Luis Gonzalez
Statistical evidence: Gonzo's batting average in 1998 was a mediocre .267, but the year after the home run chase, 1999, saw his average climb to .336. As for homers, his career high tally of 57 in 2001 is almost double his second highest that came in 2000. His gradual climb in the years proceeding would put him at 30-37 homers in 2001, but 57? That's shady.

Rationale: Just like Barry Bonds, the lure of the Sosa/McGwire chase has got to be the motive if he did it. Although his body didn't balloon like Bonds or Canseco, he had to be on something. Right?


While I've named nothing but players so far, how about I bring up a manager for thought: Tony LaRussa. TLR has not only won titles, but he has coached some of the biggest names in juicing like Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire and Rick Ankiel. Coincidence?

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Is this the Most Unexpected Year in Yankee History?


It's only a little over a month into the baseball campaign, yet the Bronx Bombers have faced one of the toughest years in recent memory. Not only have their troubles been on the field, but they've endured difficulties in the stands, and the dark cloud of juicy A-Rod rumors.

With the signings of Teixeira, Sabathia, and Burnett, and the opening of the much touted Yankee Stadium II, 2009 seemed looked magical, but the downturn of fate began in February with the bombshell that Alex Rodriguez had been doping.

A-Rod has been a constant fixture in the headlines, especially now with the release of Selena Roberts' book, titled after the superstar. He's been noted for his self-love, potential use of hair plugs, and still has yet to take the field for the Yankees. Recently, the now clueless Joe Girardi even claimed the story of A-Rod as a success story. How is that possible? He's brought nothing but bad headlines since 2004, and I am fully confident calling him a failure in New York.

The A-Rod cloud has surrounded the team heavily in 2009, but it doesn't stop there.

The season started in April, and the opening of New Yankee Stadium brought near embarrassment to the organization. While the stadium is magnificent in aesthetics, it appears as if several logistics were overlooked by the Yanks' brass.

The Bronx Palace has turned into Coors Field 2.0+, with home runs flying out of park like Josh Hamilton made fashionable and marketable last July. Routine fly balls have launched into the seats time after time, and the lone bright star about bandbox for the Bombers was a piece of nostalgia from the old digs in the form of Jeffery Maier.

So why is the ballpark playing differently if the dimensions are the same? That's simple, the new place is not aligned like the old park. Since the New Yankee Stadium is at a different angle, the wind plays different. Now the wind blows straight out to the short porch in left, hurting the new acquisitions in the rotation.

While the ballpark has been filled in the bleachers, providing a full transition for the Bleacher Creatures, the high rollers in the "sucky" box seats have been rather empty.

We're seeing the first signs of a collossal embarrassment for the NY Yankees. We've discussed this ad nauseum last season and this off-season: the out-pricing of the "average" fan while chasing the ultra-rich/corporate "attendees". I call them attendees as they are generally not fans like you and I, but rather using the game as a lure for future business/favors. Yankee Stadium, for all its $1.5 billion glory, is circling towards a caste system that threatens to treat its most loyal fans the worst. In what other industry would an organization seek to price out its best customers and treat them like second class citizens? It's All About the Money, Stupid

The extreme prices that the Yankees have placed on the box seats is not a trend that their limited to, as the Mets are struggling too. However, it is not an excuse to provide large gaps of blue seats behind the plate and dugouts, while filling every other seat in the House the George Built.

Seriously, how can the Yankees invest so much money into that ballpark, and overlook the factor of wind and the economy. Then again, it's not too surprising as the Yankees feel that they're in their own universe, to loosely quote the Steinbrenners.

To add to the misery is the trouble of an ace gone bad, Taiwanese star Chein-Ming Wang and his astronomical ERA of 34.50. Not only has Wang been beaten hard, getting jerked around by the Indians among others, but even the Yankee faithful themselves are turning on him.

I'm not so sure I think that anymore. There's no two ways about it. Wang sucks right now. I can't believe how bad he sucks right now. I'm not even sure he'll be able to bounce back from this. He's God awful.
Baseball & the Boogie Down

Although Sabathia, Burnett and Joba provide support for the slump of Wang, his struggles have not even been against the Red Sox, who took the first five games against the Bombers.

Yes, it's early, really early. But losing five in a row to a division rival that is as good as the Sawx? It's trouble for the Yankees. Their answer? Kicking out Red Sox fans.

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